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SPL!NG
is where you’ll find a whole lot of opinions. The views expressed here are raw, honest and based on personal experience. There will always be two sides to the story, and no matter what you or I say - there will always be someone that disagrees with us. That’s life, and that’s exactly how you need to approach the content here at SPL!NG!

The entertainment industry has a vast and varied cross-section, and I’d be happy if I even scraped the peak of the iceberg. So take these movie reviews to heart if you want to, get a 2nd opinion if necessary and look at each and every artwork from all possible angles. Just like a news story can be interpreted from many different perspectives, so can the art I review. I hope that SPL!NG comes across as familiar and relevant to you.

From time to time I can get pretty over-the-top, so forgive me for any The Shawshank Redemptiontransgressions. Oh yes, and I’ve got a very off-the-wall, unique sense of humour, which I like to integrate together with a hint of randomness into my splurges. So if I bore you, forgive me. If I make you laugh while your mouth’s full, cherish me. And if I've made an impression, remember me!

Also, try to enjoy all the “stuff” I put out there. It’s a journey of discovery, so please allow my opinion some space to roam. I hope that in your experience of SPL!NG you are able to avoid a turkey of a movie, save your ears from aural assault or get your hands on the online offer of a lifetime. If you like what you see and read, tell your friends about SPL!NG. Just like influenza, it’s something to share.

CasablancaThis site is dedicated to movie reviews. One could think of it, as a film review journal or movie review centre, where reviews are added frequently. You’ll notice that film reviews make up the bulk of the site’s content, and this is just a matter of preference. Just like movie trailers, these film reviews will give you a glimpse into what happens, and will give you an overall impression with a SPL!NGOMETER rating of course! SPL!NG is a movie review hub for one and all.

So keep your eyes peeled, and glued to your screen (ouch), and we’ll see how things go. If you like movies, films and DVDs then Spling.co.za could become your one-stop pit stop! Find new DVD, latest releases, The Lord Of The Rings - Trilogyclassic cinema, movie quotes and much more with SPL!NG! Take a second to bookmark this site, or add it to your favourites - because you’ll want to keep an eye on what’s going on, and an ear to the ground!

So please be patient, it’s a case of a one-man-band becoming a one-man-army, which can be quite taxing. I’m quite convinced that the best way to make it BIG, is to start small. Rome wasn’t built in a day, and hopefully SPL!NG won’t take as long as Rome. Bottom line: if you’re mad about movies, welcome to the club. At this point, you’re probably thinking - how many clichés could someone possibly pack into a page? The answer: tomorrow is another day. So, thanks for your support - I hope you visit again for some wacky, weird and wonderful movie reviews.